Now, I know this is going to elicit groans from all of you, but I’m one of those people who likes to get my Christmas shopping done way early – like before Halloween if I can manage it. Sure, there are always a few last-minute things that I pick up, because I invariably forget a few people on my list (like my “Secret Santa” gift at work, or something for my ex from my daughter.) But for the most part, I manage to avoid the last-minute frantic rush to finish my shopping. However, I know that many of you are mired in that chaos even as we speak, so I’m going to get all “Holiday Spirit” on your ass and help you out. Because I’m a phenomenal human being, of course. Here you go:
For the woman in your life:
For the man in your life:
Really, why just say “Merry Christmas” when you can say “There’s somethin’ funky going on in your nether regions”?
You are welcome, people.
When I saw that pap psa on tv I laughed hysterically. This clearly falls into the what were they thinking file.
Dang! I missed Christmas.
But now I know what I’m getting for every anniversary that occurs this year
Thanks for delurking, Andi!