My cat sits in the basement and howls
at me to come down and play.
If I call him to come upstairs
he doesn't budge.
If I go get him and bring him upstairs,
he goes back to the basement.
Like "I'm going to have this on my
terms, lady!"
ha ha ha ha ha!
He doesn't win. I leave him there howling.
Til he either stops howling or gives in
and comes upstairs.

Pets are just too much fun!]]>